Husband Wife Jokes 1

Shohar Tv Dekhtay hwe Achanak Zor Zor se Ronay laga,

Biwi:Koun sa Drama Dekh Rahay ho,
Shohar:
Drama kahan,

Apni Shaadi ki Movie Dekh raha houn :-


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An old lady tottered into a lawyer's office
and asked for help in arranging a divorce.
"A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer.
"Tell me, how old are you?"

"I'm eighty-four, " answered the old lady.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?"

"My husband is eighty-seven. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the woman answered calmly, "enough is enough."


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Tufaani barish me raat ko shop pr 1 admi pizza lene gaya

SHOPKEEPER: aap shadi shuda hain,

Aadmi: is tufani barish me kya meri maa mujhe pizza lene bhejegi?


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Pehly w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi
Ma Bolta & w0 Sunti thi



Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani

w0 Bolti & Ma Sunta tha



Ab w0 Mri BV hai

Hm 2no Bolte hain

Pura MOHALA sunta hai.


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1 lady apne husband ki qaber per bethi
ro rhi thi or qaber ko pankhey sa hawa
de ri thi, kisi ne kaha itni mohabbat???
to jawab mila k marne se pehly keh gaye
they k meri qaber ki mitti khushak hone
se pehly shadi na krna, pta ni kon
kambakht roz qaber par pani dal jata hay..

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