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Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar Ke Niche,
Larki Ki Jaan Shalwar Ke Niche,
Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Bas Usi Se,
Jo Shalwar Khole Khushi se

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Kehte hai:
"aurat k haath me barkat hoti hai!"
bilkul sahi hai,
3 inch ki cheez haath me doo to,
9 inch ki kar deti hai


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Petrol Pump Wale Ki Biwi Se friends ne Pucha
Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi
Biwi:Sari Rat Hath me Lekar Ghumata Raha
Or Bar Bar Puchta
"Kitna dalu"


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Lady tells Doctor:Mere husband ka bahot bada hai
Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai!
Dr:Chota kar du kya
Lady:-Nahi
Kaleja Upar kardo


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Beta kya kaam karte
ho?
Ans.Ji samaj seva
karta Hu
Matlab!Gire huve ko
uthata hu,Bichade
huve ko Milata hu
wo Kaise?
Braa banata hu